Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Updated: Creepier than creepy

Updating this post to showcase a longer version of this spot, which is even more unsettling than the one I originally posted:

This is the creepiest commercial I have seen in a long time, which is appropriate, because it's about the creepiest subject I can imagine.




I first viewed this on the company reel of Absolute Post. On DVD the detail is incredible and this posting comes nowhere near doing it justice.... the texture of the skin, the veins, the hair, even a mole or two... this disgusting cock/snake/tentacle looks absolutely real.

It's only missing a glans and a urethra, and that probably only because even in Germany the line about what is suitable for broadcast must be drawn somewhere.


Somehow that makes it even more loathsome. The way this blind meat snake appears to almost sniff its way forward. It has no eyes yet you know it sees without seeing. It has an intelligence.


It is completely and utterly malevolent and evil.

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